Louise
She/her
I like girls
My siblings blog: @astrophoenixist
My native shit blog: @relatable-native-kid
Fare thee well, young travelers
hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you
rude dude has a very different energy than Rude Dude which was a very different energy than rood dood which has a very different energy than Rood Dood which has a very different energy than Rood Dude which has a very different en-
I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese friend and then she asked me “Do you have royal people in France?” and I replied without thinking “Huh no, we killed them.”
Vultures are swarming over my town.
The color palette and bloom in this video is like, an aesthetic.
There’s a boss fight going on over there.
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
Dire
Dare
Bare
Bard
Card
Care
Mare
Male
Made
Mode
Code
Cone
Core
Lord
Lore
Lyre
Pyre
Pare
part
Fart
farm
Fare
Fore
Sort
Soft
Sift
silt!
silk
Milk
Mill
Mull
Rale
Rule
Rile
Vile
Tile
Time
Like
Hike
Bike
Bake
Cake
Lake
Like
Bike
Bile
File
Tile
Tilt
Lilt
Kill
Jill
Dill
Dole
pole
sole
sold
cold
mold
meld
mend
fend
Tend
Tent
Sent
Rent
Best
Beat
belt
well
weld
held
help
helm
hell
Sell
cell
Call
Carl
care
Hare
Bare
Bark
Mark
Mart
Cart
Fart
tart
Tarp
Carp
card
Cold
Fold
gold
Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say “brevity is the soul of wit”? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you.
“What an ass am I!”
—Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
“I am not a slut,”
—As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
“Hell is empty and all the devils are here,”
—The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2
“Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,”
—Henry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5
“This is the excellent foppery of the world,”
–King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
“Making the beast with two backs,”
—Othello, Act 1, Scene 1
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,”
—As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1
“To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,”
—Henry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2
(Works great for courting hot widows.)
“I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,”
—Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1
“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me,”
—Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5
“Marry, sir, in her buttocks.”
—A Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5
(No judgement here.)
“My horse is my mistress,”
—Henry V, Act 3, Scene 7
(Uh, there might be something wrong with that.)
“Thou dost infect my eyes,”
—Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2
“Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit,”
—Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5
(“Wit” is Shakespearean slang for penis.)
“[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,”
—Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3
“I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,”
—Henry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1
“Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
—King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2
“Villain, I have done thy mother!”
—Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
(This means exactly what you think it does.)
“And thou unfit for any place but hell,”
—Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,”
—Henry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2
“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
—Othello, Act 4, Scene 2
“Out, dunghill!”
—King John, Act 4, Scene 3
“This is too long.”
—Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2
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OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.
I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.
