I Have A Kazoo And I'm Not Afraid To Use It

lastsblues: hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 20:52:29 -0400

hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids is an invasion of privacy thank you

rude dude has a very different energy than Rude Dude which was a very different energy than rood...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 04:12:58 -0400

rude dude has a very different energy than Rude Dude which was a very different energy than rood dood which has a very different energy than Rood Dood which has a very different energy than Rood Dude which has a very different en-

omelettedufromage-24601: I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 18:41:04 -0400

omelettedufromage-24601:

I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese friend and then she asked me “Do you have royal people in France?” and I replied without thinking “Huh no, we killed them.”

matters-from-ashes: essefex: edens-blog: Vultures are swarming...

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 13:06:48 -0400

matters-from-ashes:

essefex:

edens-blog:

Vultures are swarming over my town.

The color palette and bloom in this video is like, an aesthetic.

There’s a boss fight going on over there.

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Mon, 11 Jun 2018 19:41:26 -0400

Change a single letter and change the word game

Fri, 08 Jun 2018 01:15:22 -0400

krugerevengeinej:

feysand-and-rowaelin:

elide-lochan-salvaterre:

spegetty:

spaceshipkat:

corgisocks:

casparsnotonfire:

unbuttered-toast:

marvel-sanders-trash:

romanochez:

pastelvirgil:

undertaleharrypotterfanatic:

official-glitterboi:

thegreatyin:

undertaleaddict:

official-funky-fresh:

a-million-sassy-bunnies:

psycho-dolphin:

mypadfelloutofmypanties:

edgyfrozencorn:

un1c4t:

s1n-am0n:

hipster-lesbian:

softmushie:

madicanhandleit:

mimiiqyu:

n-oy-a:

theinsanelycooljordanmichael:

majinie:

maddstarr:

assbutt2402:

cassstopgivingmeincorrectquotes:

themigitqueen:

fluentreferencespeaker:

demonicsymphony:

azriona:

toooldforthissh–stuff:

cloakstone69:

hugealienpie:

ailuromatron:

computerkat:

carmillapie:

prettilyphil:

infinitylester:

twentyoneparades-to-panic-at:

hetaliagurl5:

blugh-blu:

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

hamilspntrash:

lilbeanblr:

mydogsaresofuckingstupid:

silly-aesthetic-me:

fandomsandanythingelse:

virgils-jacket:

heyimslightlyobsessed:

princeyssash:

theartsyskeleton:

tinymugs:

actual-dorito-steve-rogers:

bluedays13:

that1nonymous:

patotaes01:

kiwikagari:

boomsakebam:

genderless-scientist:

fanfictionsandfood:

chris-the-mighty:

identityconstellations:

foobar-the-great:

youvegotthatonering:

win-build-equip:

child-of-tanavast:

a-singing-dragonfly:

i-got-that-bible-swag:

darkhairedgirlfromgallifrey:

when-we-get-over-yonder:

destyni-is-me:

arsenicgodhead:

shaelthefangirl:

ghost-buster-john:

ninfiaholic:

terezi:

ukuleleshitpost:

disc-horsey:

lifefilledwithstories:

sneakysnorlax:

atlas-prime:

kandrakelsier:

fuckyeahdiomedes:

lightspun:

answersfromvanaheim:

j4ckwynand:

akedhi:

texasflutes:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

trueconfessionsofacurvygirl:

wasmnowf:

seanarain:

popppy–girl:

dharuadhmacha:

chiami-jishin:

hiddenpleasures100:

chiami-jishin:

inanna76:

superdupersafeforwork:

hiddenpleasures100:

missmirim:

hiddenpleasures100:

inanna76:

superdupersafeforwork:

I want to play a game with you all.

You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.

Dirt

Dire

Dare

Bare

Bard

Card

Care

Mare

Male

Made

Mode

Code

Cone

Core

Cord

Lord

Lore

Lyre

Pyre

Pare

part

Fart

farm

Fare

Fore

Sore

Sort

Soft

Sift

silt!

silk

Milk

Mill

Mull

Mule

Male

Rale

Rule

Rile

Vile

Tile

Time

Lime

Like

Hike

Bike

Bake

Cake

Lake

Like

Bike

Bile

File

Tile

Tilt

Wilt

Lilt

Kilt

Kill

Bill

Jill

Dill

Doll

Dole

pole

Hole

sole

sold

cold

mold

meld

mend

fend

send

Tend

Tent

Sent

Rent

Bent

Best

Beat

belt

Bell

well

weld

held

help

helm

hell

Sell

cell

Call

Carl

Carb

care

Hare

Bare

Bark

Lark

Mark

Mart

Cart

Fart

tart

Tarp

Carp

card

Cord

Cold

Fold

gold

dianapforlunch:Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of...

Thu, 07 Jun 2018 19:05:21 -0400

dianapforlunch:

Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of good luck

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Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:36:08 -0400

Practical Shakespeare Quotes

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:31:48 -0400

shakespearegif:

Do you want to quote more Shakespeare in your life but never find opportunities to say “brevity is the soul of wit”? Do you rarely hang below balconies exchanging love vows with the daughter of your enemy? This is just the list for you.

“What an ass am I!”
—Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

“I am not a slut,”
—As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 3
(Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here,”
—The Tempest, Act 1, Scene 2

“Commit the oldest sins the newest kind of ways,”
—Henry IV Part 2, Act 4, Scene 5

“This is the excellent foppery of the world,”

–King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2

“Making the beast with two backs,”
—Othello, Act 1, Scene 1

“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool,”
—As You Like It, Act 5, Scene 1

“To tell thee plain, I aim to lie with thee,”
—Henry VI Part 3, Act 3, Scene 2
(Works great for courting hot widows.)

“I would rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me,”
—Much Ado About Nothing, Act 1, Scene 1

“I wasted time, and now doth time waste me,”
—Richard II, Act 5, Scene 5

“Marry, sir, in her buttocks.”
—A Comedy of Errors, Act 2, Scene 5
(No judgement here.)

“My horse is my mistress,”
—Henry V, Act 3, Scene 7
(Uh, there might be something wrong with that.)

“Thou dost infect my eyes,”
—Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2

“Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit,”
—Twelfth Night, Act 1, Scene 5
(“Wit” is Shakespearean slang for penis.)

“[Wine] provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance,”
—Macbeth, Act 2, Scene 3

“I had rather live with cheese and garlic in a windmill, far, than feed on cates and have him talk to me in any summer-house in Christendom,”
—Henry IV Part 2, Act 4 Scene 1

“Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
—King Lear, Act 1, Scene 2

“Villain, I have done thy mother!”
—Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
(This means exactly what you think it does.)

“And thou unfit for any place but hell,”
—Richard III, Act 1, Scene 2

“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers,”
—Henry VI Part 2, Act 4, Scene 2

“Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.”
—Othello, Act 4, Scene 2

“Out, dunghill!”
—King John, Act 4, Scene 3

“This is too long.”
—Hamlet, Act 2, Scene 2

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

Fri, 01 Jun 2018 22:24:32 -0400

playing-hero:

lunette3002:

fashionf-u-c-ks:

None

OKAY so I saw this a few days ago and was like “whatever” but then I smashed my phone in a car door, had to clean up some dead baby bunnies in my yard, and have just generally NOT had a good week. I’m fucking spooked and I’m reblogging this twice to get the universe to stop.

I ignored this too and then i got kicked out of my house. Also reblogging twice.

kitty:reblog to bless someones feed

Sun, 27 May 2018 13:33:50 -0400

kitty:

reblog to bless someones feed

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-...

Tue, 22 May 2018 19:30:30 -0400

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

whoamiamneko:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

the mood right now: playing mario kart in bed and listening to lana del rey on repeat

Sun, 13 May 2018 12:21:04 -0400

the mood right now: playing mario kart in bed and listening to lana del rey on repeat

horreurscopes: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing...

Sun, 06 May 2018 09:56:30 -0400

horreurscopes:

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

buttxrscotch: kandomeresbitch: this-young-lady-requires-pasta: ...

Fri, 04 May 2018 17:53:18 -0400

buttxrscotch:

kandomeresbitch:

this-young-lady-requires-pasta:

grypphix:

charminglyantiquated:

a short comic about witches and wishes and wanting things.

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS IT IS THE CUTEST THING

YES I FOUND THIS AGAIN

Awwwwwww

GOD I LOVE THIS

How it Probably Happened

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 22:22:35 -0400

scoobydoomistakes:

scoobydoomistakes:

Bob the animator: “Ok, so, there’s gonna be a broken piece of a sign that says ‘KL’ on it. Can you draw that?”

Frank the animator: “Yeah, sure, how’s this look?”

Bob the animator: “Well, if it was ACTUALLY a broken piece of a sign that says ‘Klondike,’ it wouldn’t have a big gap after the letters, but whatever. We can fix it in the closeup.”

Frank the animator: “Uh… ok. Shouldn’t I change it in the first shot?”

Bob the animator: “Nah, leave it, but give the new one some wood texture, and make it smaller… oh, and change the lengths of the spikes. The kids won’t notice.”

Frank the animator: “More like this?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah, yeah! And for the final scene, make it REALLY big, and remove the texture, and… heck, make it two spikes instead of three. Two is better.”

Frank the animator: “Alright, it’s done. Are you sure no one will ever notice all these haphazard, illogical changes?”

Bob the animator: “Yeah! I mean, what, do you think someone’s gonna take photos and put them on a blog with 21,227 followers some day? That would be ridiculous.”

Whoa! Think we can get this classic to 300k this week?

They just can’t escape you meddling kids.

gokulesbian:but this is just my opinion 👀

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 01:25:07 -0400

gokulesbian:

but this is just my opinion 👀

lesbiandaydream: the person reblogging this is gay

Wed, 11 Apr 2018 21:45:25 -0400

lesbiandaydream:

the person reblogging this is gay

hidingoutbackstage: hidingoutbackstage: ahundredthousandreasons: hidingoutbackstage: Did I ever...

Sun, 08 Apr 2018 23:51:37 -0400

hidingoutbackstage:

hidingoutbackstage:

ahundredthousandreasons:

hidingoutbackstage:

Did I ever tell you guys the story of how I got a letter from President Obama on my 13th birthday?

No, please share

Okay, so when Jewish boys/girls turn thirteen, they have a ceremony called a bar/bat mitzvah. It’s a way to symbolize that we have become a young man/young woman, and it’s a big rite of passage for us.

At the time of my bat mitzvah, my uncle, who serves in the navy, had a job at the white house (one time he gave me and my family a tour, but that’s a story for another day). So, he worked at the white house, and it’s not like he was hanging out with the president all the time or anything spectacular, but he did know my uncle by his first name, so that was cool and important.

Anyways, a little while after my bat mitzvah and my 13th birthday, I received this in the mail:

At first I was already like, “whaaa??” My parents didn’t seem to know what it was about either. So I opened it, and, lo and behold:

along with:

So…yeah. My uncle was able to get the ~~former~~ president of the united states to send me a letter congratulating me on my bat mitzvah when I turned 13. Hope you enjoyed my story!

This is officially the Lucky Obama Birthday post, reblog and you’ll get a special present on your next birthday

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Thu, 05 Apr 2018 17:25:55 -0400

I Have A Kazoo And I'm Not Afraid To Use It

lastsblues: hey um i know this sounds dumb but please reblog if u think parents tracking their kids...

rude dude has a very different energy than Rude Dude which was a very different energy than rood...

omelettedufromage-24601: I was talking about the Royal wedding of this weekend with my Japanese...

matters-from-ashes: essefex: edens-blog: Vultures are swarming...

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Change a single letter and change the word game

dianapforlunch:Reblog Gal Gadot as Batman for 10,000 years of...

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Practical Shakespeare Quotes

playing-hero: lunette3002: fashionf-u-c-ks: None OKAY so I saw...

kitty:reblog to bless someones feed

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy: whoamiamneko: a-fragile-sort-...

the mood right now: playing mario kart in bed and listening to lana del rey on repeat

horreurscopes: why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing...

buttxrscotch: kandomeresbitch: this-young-lady-requires-pasta: ...

How it Probably Happened

Whoa! Think we can get this classic to 300k this week?

gokulesbian:but this is just my opinion 👀

lesbiandaydream: the person reblogging this is gay

hidingoutbackstage: hidingoutbackstage: ahundredthousandreasons: hidingoutbackstage: Did I ever...

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